I'm trying to feel bad about it, but I got some really good deals. Plus, Barnes and Noble sent me coupons in the mail, and it would have been really rude not to use them.
First, Steve Martin's An Object of Beauty was on sale for $5.98. It was originally $26.98, so I don't know what the hell's going on. Must be overstock? I don't care. I love Steve Martin so much, I wish he was my dad. In fact, I wish he was my dad so much that it's really hard for me to watch him be sexual with Claire Danes in the movie Shopgirl, even though I LOVE that book.
Then I found this gem on sale for $7.98. I love making lists of things. I already own some of the Listography Books, and I keep a notebook full of lists I've made on my person at all times. This book is almost 300 pages, and includes list titles such as "List All the Times You've Fallen Flat on Your Face," "List All the Celebrities You'd Like to Have Sex With," and "List All the Hallucinations You've Had." I'm so excited about this I could literally barf. I bet there's a list for all the times I've wanted to barf in here.
After I grabbed these two, I figured I was done. But then, THEN, I saw a sign that said all the 2013 planners were 75% off.
I fucking love planners. I would marry a planner if it was legal.
I bought this beauty for $3.37. This thing has a removable address book. And, not one, but TWO ribbon place holders. It's like the planner that Jesus would own if he wasn't able to remember all his appointments in his GodBrain.
And now I'm going to wrap up the rest of January after a page break, because I totally surpassed my reading goal, and all my mini reviews are going to take up the whole front page. (I'm still not sure anybody is even reading this blog, but just in case.)