Friday, May 31, 2013

Who Wants To Watch Pretty Little Liars With Me?

Season One: Episode Sixteen
Je Suis Une Amie

Oh, look a mailbox. 

Hey!  Those were probably good coupons!

Mike wants to get take out from Sausage Heaven?  Sausage HEAVEN? 

Why don't you guys just have some cereal?  You'll be less likely to get heart attacks.

The pledge deadline for the dance-a-thon is today?  Two episodes after the dance-a-thon happened?  Sounds a little fishy.  Continuity issue?

You know, Aria, if your mom really did go to the exhibit, and she really did see you there with Ezra, wouldn't she have confronted you about it?

If I were Spencer, I would start looking into what other things Alison could have possibly purchased in my name.  She should get a free credit report.

Poor Toby.

Okay, wouldn't they take your ticket from you when you entered the gallery?  So the fact that the ticket was still in Mr. Montgomery's coat pocket means that it wasn't used.  So can we STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS ALREADY?

Okay, let's just all calm down.  Wouldn't their hair be dry since it was under a swim cap?  I've never worn one before.

The Montgomerys are the worst liars in the whole world.  This show was NOT named after them.

Dating Hanna is going to get you more customers?  I don't think that's the way these kids think.

How did Emily know that tutoring flyer was for Toby?

I feel like this school should consider Spencer's brother-in-law coaching her hockey team as a conflict of interest.

Hmm, Melissa has a point.  Toby IS a murder suspect, even if we all believe he's innocent.  This school is really irresponsible.

How is she going to get away with tutoring Toby without Jenna freaking out?  She probably keeps him tied to the bed when he's home.

Does Jenna make all the rules in this house?

OH MY GOD.  From now on, I'm not talking about all the stupid scenes where Aria freaks out about the art exhibit.

Wow Spencer, stalk much?

What if he read that book and hated it?  Now he has to hate it in English AND French.

She probably DOES know something she's not supposed to know.  Unfortunately for the rest of us, she probably won't remember it until it's too late.

Good God, he's TERRIFIED of Jenna.  Spencer, please call the police and report this as domestic abuse.

It only took Spencer about half an hour to totally fall in love with Toby.  First Jenna, then Emily (who's GAY) and now Spencer.  He must be dripping with pheromones. 

What a stupid question.  What they're probably doing is having sex in one of the classrooms.

See!  I told you!

Oh my God, I remember this scene and just being totally fucking freaked out that A was living in the A/C vent.


Now you are locked in!  LOCKED IN!

Oh, it's just Caleb.  I hate that he has nowhere else to go.

Hi Paige.  Did you come over to drown Emily in the rain?

Oh, great.  Now she's had a bike accident.  I don't want to feel bad for her, even though I know I will.

Ew, Bridget.  She looks way too old to be in high school.  You don't want her money, Caleb.

Her grandfather invented the stapler?

Probably not the best place to have this discussion, ladies.

YES!  It's so nice to get to see Emily do something normal.

No!  I hate when A tries to stir up shit.  Just ignore it, Aria.  You don't want to know.

Really?  Nothing Aria?  You wouldn't throw Hanna under the bus to keep people from finding out about you and Ezra?

I don't know if Paige should be swimming with that head wound.

Is Spencer only wearing this beret because she's tutoring Toby in French?


Oh, now you want to talk, Melissa.  Oh shit. 

Umm, congratulations on having a murderer's baby?

Surprise!  Book message!

Aaaaaaand it's in braille!


Playing French records.

So now A wants to tutor Toby?

Is A playing Clue?

Mystery Object.  Wish I didn't already know what it is.

Official Count
Coffee Sightings: 2
Messages From A: 2

Until next time, Bitches!

All screencaps courtesy of Fanpop.

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