Sunday, June 16, 2013

Who Wants To Watch Pretty Little Liars With Me?

Season Two: Episode One
It's Alive

So, this season starts on the same night that the last one left off.  Ian's body has disappeared from the church, and everybody thinks that these girls are liars.

Garrett's going to drive the girls to the police station, to question them I guess.

Ummm, except now he's turning into an alley with them.  What the hell?  Is he going to murder them?

And why isn't the cop car that was DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THEM radioing to find out why they turned in that alley?

Garrett is the worst cop ever.

Wait, how were those girls able to let themselves out of the backseat?  Isn't that the whole point of a police car?

Oh, hey Jenna.

I understand the girls are pissed here, but they should probably be happy that their parents are finally doing something to help them with Alison.

I don't buy for a minute that Aria sleeps in that sweater.

Whoa, that was a close grab there, Jenna.

And wait, Jason moved back into the DiLaurentis' old house?  What happened to Maya's family?  Did they all move out when they sent Maya away to camp?  They lived there, what 3 months?  Maybe only one for Maya's parents, since they let her raise herself for a few months before they bothered coming to town.

Mrs. Montgomery's moving back home.  Yay.

It says "Liars" underneath.

I wonder how long it took them to come up with that.

Noel's back from being suspended for whatever it was they found in his locker last season.  This can't be good.

Breast milk works as a dietary supplement?

Come over later?  I don't think that's a good idea, considering the police are investigating her.  You guys might want to lay low for a couple weeks.

I like how they try to make us think that Jenna is "peeking" at them through that front window all the time.

Who the fuck is that!?  WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Oh, the realtor.  Or real-a-tor if you listen to Mrs. Fields.

What a creeper.

"Would he have gone to see a friend?"  Yeah, like Ian has friends.  He's probably killed them all.

Yes!  Where is he then?  If he's not dead, and he isn't guilty, then why the fuck would he leave?  Where is the logic here?

There's Annabeth Gish, who plays their therapist.  You might remember her from Mystic Pizza, one of the greatest films of all time.

Does A work for the Rosewood newspaper?
Who took this picture?

Ugh.  I want these two to work so much!

Oh, look, the Apple Rose Grille again.

Mona looks like she might be about to barf.

Ew, WHAT?  I don't remember Noel and Mona getting together.

How did Hanna know she would be having dinner there anyway?  Oh, I forgot, it's the only restaurant in town.

I wish I could get away with not wearing a bra like Spencer.

So now Melissa wants to listen.  I can't really blame her for being so confused.  I hope her OBGYN is being very attentive to her special situation.

Toby is so handy.

You can tell that these girls are best friends by the way they organize sexy time for each other in their bedrooms.  Most friends wouldn't want you to do it in their bed because you're hiding your relationship from your parents.  So this is real dedication.

I guess the guys in Rosewood only sleep in pajama pants with no shirt on.

Creepy CreepTown!  You need to tell Ezra to change his locks!

Time for an  impromptu therapy session.  Dr. Ann dresses really nice.

Oh shit!  SHIT!

Thank you Spencer, for being the only person to think of Ezra's safety so far.

I've always hated that they play this song while their parents tell them they can't hang out anymore.  It just makes it too damn dramatic.  You'll see each other at school tomorrow, so just calm down.  I love this song, and I think this is a really stupid situation to place it in.

Oh fuck.  Lock the doors!  Those are some fast reflexes.


It's Toby.  I'm so relieved, I just almost started crying too.  I would have totally shit my pants.

Oh no, I don't like this.

So, Ian is possibly texting Melissa's phone.  Unless she told someone other than Ian and Spencer her idea for a baby name.  Maybe her OBGYN?  No, that would be stupid

Gross!  What a terrible realtor!  He just lets potential buyers go through people's stuff? 

Official Count
Messages From A: 2
Jenna "Looks" At Someone: 1
Ezra and Aria Make Their Relationship Obvious: 1

Best Outfit
And the award goes to....

Dr. Ann Sullivan

Until next time, Bitches!

All screencaps courtesy of Fanpop and The Pretty Little Liars Wiki.

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