Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Who Wants To Watch Pretty Little Liars With Me?

Season Two: Episode Three
My Name is Trouble

I think it's unlikely that Jason is keeping Ian in his house.  It seems like he hated him, right?

Oh my God.

Oh my God I'm going to throw up!

Did that happen or not?

Okay, just a dream.  Jesus, what a rude way to wake somebody up, Melissa!

And what a super obvious secret phone call you're making.

Is Aria accusing that girl of pooping while they were hiding in the bathroom stalls?

Ugh, Aria's doing the hair feathers.  Probably to fit in with all the college girls when she starts her class at Hollis.

What is this middle aged lady doing at this high school?

Is that guy to the left licking his hand?

Awwww, Lucas is letting Caleb live at his house!

Oh, of COURSE Jenna is also taking pottery at Hollis.

Okay, well whoever IS inside Jason's house is doing a really shitty job of keeping it secret.


Okay, was Ali attacked by any of Jason's friends?

"Your family has the worst apples."  WTF

This girl that Lucas likes looks like she is wearing a bad wig.  She's definitely a downgrade compared to Hanna.  Although, I would consider any girl a downgrade in comparison to Hanna.

Ew.  Who is the kid that keeps blowing his nose on notebook paper that they're talking about?  And why is he still allowed to go to this school?

Melissa still can't find her wedding ring.

I have some new found respect for her now that I know she almost force fed Spencer's bully a jump rope.

I take that back.  Melissa's a bitch. 

Toaster's broken.

What the hell would her ring be doing back there?

And why is this background music so ominous?

Emily is planning on faking a commitment letter from that talent scout so that her mom won't make her move.  Didn't she learn anything from Spencer's whole plagiarism issue?

Never mind, I guess that's a bad example, because nothing bad happened to her.  Her parents didn't even get that upset.

Shirtless Toby alert!  Cheer up, Spencer.  Now that Toby's got a job working in Jason's front yard, you'll be able to stare at his bare chest all the time!

Nice save there with the mail excuse, Jason. 

But we're supposed to believe that you cut your hand and purposely bled all over your own take-out dinner?

I know how you feel, ANITA.  Ceramics was the class I hated the most in college.  I just never could get the hang of the wheel.  I tried listening to the soundtrack from Ghost, but it didn't help at all.

Pawning your sister's engagement ring (even temporarily) is such a TERRIBLE idea, Spencer.  I can't even breathe right now, I'm so stressed about this.

I'm really glad that they're fixing the relationship between Emily and her mom, because it was pretty painful to watch.

And there's nothing like your mom deciding that you're not disgusting anymore to make you feel guilty enough to tear up your fake acceptance letter.

That is a REALLY low-riding truck that Spencer bought Toby.

It's worth whatever happens with the engagement ring for this moment.  I love Spencer and Toby forever.  I also love that they didn't do some stupid scene where Toby's pride kicks in because his girlfriend bought him the truck he was struggling to get.  He's perfectly happy to pay her back when he can without having to act all emasculated.

Oh, but wait.  Now that he has the truck, he can go to that other job he was trying to get.  So does that mean he's just going to abandon the job at Jason's?

Hanna, would you really want your parents to get back together?  Your dad's been a real dick lately.

Don't.  DON'T!

This isn't going to end well.

Pretty.  Oh God, this is super sad.  Jenna's actually pretty talented.  Trying to cut out all those leave shapes while keeping the vase in the same form, would have been a real pain in the ass.

Uh oh, she figured it out.  Wow, maybe Aria should have faked an accent.  She's super pissed.

So, A had to sneak into Emily's house, steal all the little pieces of that letter, write this note and put it in the trashcan.  Then copy the wording of that letter onto new Danby stationary and fake that it was postmarked? 


So, we're going to follow Melissa?  Sounds like a plan to me.

"Only Melissa would ask the guy she dumped to help the murderer she married."  Well said, Hanna.

Ummm, no Mr. Pawn Shop Guy!  That's not legal!  Also, he looks like a fat Alan Tudyk.

Official Count
Messages From A: 1
Coffee Sightings: 2

Best Outfit
And the award goes to...

Toby!  Sometimes less is more.

Until next time, Bitches!

All screencaps courtesy of Fanpop and The Pretty Little Liars Wiki.

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