Sunday, July 21, 2013

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Season Two: Episode Fifteen
A Hot Piece of A



Back at the greenhouse, the girls are looking for Ali's box.  They're arguing a little bit.  I'm sure your plan was great, ladies, but you didn't follow through very well.  Everybody's timing was off, none of you had weapons prepared.  You should have set booby traps or something.


Now they're all arguing over what to do with the phone.  Hanna doesn't want Caleb to work on it, I guess because she's scared of getting him in trouble.


But now A's phone is ringing.  While the girls argue about answering it, a bunch of glass falls down right next to them.  Just get the fuck out of this death trap already!



Saturday, July 13, 2013

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Season Two: Episode Fourteen
Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares



Some little girls are singing a jump rope song about pretty little liars.  Any way we can get a full set of lyrics to this song, ABC Family?!



One Month Later

Oh wow, the girls are in orange jumpsuits, picking up trash on the side of the road.  The other jumpsuit girls resent them because they think they're getting off easy.  Emily tries to defend them and says they didn't do anything, which pisses Spencer off.  I'm not sure why, I guess tempers are just running hot?  Then there is some more yelling about stupid things and Spencer throws garbage at Emily.


Now everybody's fighting and yelling.  Is this what we've come to ladies?  Garrett is enjoying the view from his car.


Friday, July 12, 2013

My Life Right Now

I feel like I've been neglecting this blog lately (except for all the PLL posts) and that makes me sad.  But things have been pretty much CrazyTown around here.

We've moved into our new house, but there is just enough stuff still at my mother-in-law's that I don't feel completely at home here yet.  Plus, there is plastic sheeting everywhere, because we had most of the walls re-textured before we moved in.  FYI, the dust from that may take YEARS to get rid of.

So, all our shit is everywhere.  We haven't cleaned up the kitchen enough to put food into it, although we do have a fridge now.  Thank God, because I'm sick of drive-thru/take-out food.  Edward is leaving on a business trip for ten days on Tuesday, so I have to make sure he gets packed up, even though not all of our stuff is UNPACKED in the first place, if that makes any sense.  AND summer is always nuts at the library, so I pretty much have had my fill of people by the time I get home.

I realize that last statement sounds super hypocritical, because OF COURSE I want people at the library.  It gives me job security, plus everyone should have access to books, etc.  But everybody's jokes are really bad lately, and there is only so much fake laughter I can store up in my body before it gives out at the end of the week. 



Please stop saying that you haven't seen the inside of a library since 5th grade, because it's really depressing.  And for the record, no, I don't think your three-year-old should have to pay you back for the $2.00 fine on The Cat and The Hat because he is still concentrating on mastering the toilet, so he is unable to remind you when his book is due, much less drive himself to the library to return it.

I'M NOT IN A BAD MOOD.  MY LIFE IS WONDERFUL, I JUST NEED A DRINK.

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Season Two: Episode Thirteen
The First Secret



Let me just start off by saying that I hate everything about this episode.  I think it was supposed to be the season two Halloween special and it is just terrifyingly awful and upsetting.  I'm pretty sure I cried during the opening credits.  I would advise against watching this at night by yourself.





It starts with some story of twin girls (who both happen to look like blonde versions of Teresa's daughter, Gia, on the Real Housewives of New Jersey) fighting over Barbie dolls.  Alison is telling it to some little boy in Hanna's kitchen.  One of the twins stabs her sister to death and gets sent to a crazy house.



Nope.  I'm already freaked out.  And a little confused about the twin thing.  This isn't going to turn out to be some Sweet Valley High sort of situation, is it?

No, Thank you!


Saturday, July 6, 2013

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Season Two: Episode Twelve
Over My Dead Body




Ummm, the girls are covered in dirt and sitting in a room at the police station.  Garrett is talking to someone and offering him a promotion?



Oh, hell no, it's Detective DickFace.  What's he doing back here?  It sounds like he's accusing Spencer, Aria and Hanna of murder.  Where the hell is Emily?


Friday, July 5, 2013

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Season Two: Episode Eleven
I Must Confess



Emily is having trouble sleeping, probably due to nightmares brought on by being massaged by A.  She leaves Hanna's room in the middle of the night without her phone or her purse.

The girls are panicked the next morning as they try to figure out where she's gone.
 

We're switching in between scenes of the girls looking for clues in Hanna's room and Emily jogging through the woods.  Apparently A texted Emily in the middle of the night, wanting her to spill the beans about Ezra and Aria to Ella.

Emily ends up at Dr. Sullivan's office, ready to talk.  The other girls are already there.  Looks like it's finally time to let it all out!



Wednesday, July 3, 2013

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Season Two: Episode Ten
Touched by an A-ngel




Emily finds Aria in the cafeteria the next morning and yells at her for not answering her phone.  Aria tells her that Jason kissed her and then Emily tells her about all the photos.  Spencer shows up in some weird off-the-shoulder denim thing.

I don't know if I love it, or hate it.



Spencer is super grossed out by the whole kiss thing and Aria runs off.



Oh, come on!  A took out all the other letters in Emily's AlphaBits cereal.  Also there's a note.



Is A one of the cafeteria ladies?


Monday, July 1, 2013

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Season Two: Episode Nine
Picture This



Oh my God.  We start out with Aria and Ezra getting hot and heavy in his bed, when the alarm goes off.



Then Ezra turns into Jason and Aria wakes up.  Oh hell no.





Emily and Hanna are dressed up as candy stripers and guarding the door to the morgue where Spencer is snooping around for the missing page five.  Spencer thinks it might be Jason who stole page five.

Jenna shows up with a nurse who walks her down the hall.  Sounds like Jenna might be getting a vision corrective surgery.  Uh oh.  But, you know, good for Jenna.