1. If you spill uncooked couscous on your kitchen floor, you will never be able to sweep it all up, and it will hurt your feet.
2. There's really no nice way of saying, "I didn't laugh at your joke because it wasn't funny."
3. It's not the children that are annoying, it's their PARENTS.
4. None of the stain-fighting techniques I know will get the paint off of my yoga pants.
5. My new favorite breakfast is a cup of tea with Nutella on toast.
6. A Reese's Peanut Butter Cup can fix anything.